Hello. Your ad seems to be written with a guy like me in mind.
I am a handsome, sometimes hilarious, witty, intelligent, accomplished guy on the Upper East Side of Manhattan who is happy with himself and eager to pass on my awesome genes to people who REALLY want to be parents.
I have STD results to share, copies of diplomas, personal references and eventually more medical documentation about my sperm quality and genetic history. I am of Russian-Jewish descent.
I have so much to offer in my genes – it would be such a shame to allow such precious DNA to go to waste! I hold a BA, MFA, M.S. Ed and an opera conducting certificate from the Milan Conservatory.
I am interested in finding a recipient or couple in the Greater New York area. I will provide all educational and medical documentation. I prefer AI, especially with IUI under the supervision of a licensed physician. I don’t want any money. I require a sperm donor agreement to be signed in the presence of an attorney. I give preference to married couples in which the “second parent” adopts the child.
At a certain age the child will likely ask questions about his/her conception. I will make myself available as a “special uncle” to answer such questions and to dispense fatherly advice as needed. I reliquish ALL FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS to any offspring created by my sperm donation.
That being said, I think it would be incredibly fulfilling to be a donor.