Am I Your Sperm Donor?

Sperm donation through natural insemination or sperm bank to women with compatible genetics that knows and confesses that I shall always be her husband and that she is always my wife through the act of natural insemination.
Am I your husband? Are you my wife? Shall we always be husband and wife? Are you fertile and needing children? Are you STI/STD free just as I am? Do you understand as I do that under the The Status of Children Act (2004) New Zealand I shall always only ever legally be considered a donor? Do you also understand as I do that you alone are responsible for providing for all the childs needs and shall make sure you always do? Do you know and understand as I do that anybody and everybody is always welcome to be where I am? Are you a full grown adult?
Only if your honest answer is Yes to all of these questions and if you have never fornicated nor been divorced you are welcome to contact me.